Phoebe was positively a ‘glass half full’ sort of girl. It only took exactly that amount of bubbly to send her completely off the planet. Was it the bubbles or was she simply bubbly enough? In fact, it had taken many years and many sloshy misadventures for her to realise that she was not and could not ever be a fully fledged drinker. No fun you say? Well, it’s much more fun to dance on the tables when you know you’re not going to turn into the slosh monster lying under them.

You can never have too much tea though…xo